British Public Politely Asks Terrorists to Stop

LONDON, UK – The citizens of the United Kingdom courteously asked terrorists to stop attacking them late last week.
“It’d be nice if those terrorists would stop trying to take over planes; I almost missed my flight to Paris because of them,” said one Heathrow frequenter who was on one of the flights targeted by extremists this summer.
“Tube stations, airports, Parliament…attacks on these places has to stop,” Prime Minister Tony Blair declared.
If attacks do not stop soon, the British Security Service plans to send a respectful “Stop Bombing Us” card.

Winston Churchill Al-Marik
Managing Editor, British Bureau Chief