Hall Monitors Host Coup

RM135A-Members of the recently deposed administration of Glen High School have barricaded themselves in this small group of rooms for the past three days. Rooms including room 135A, 135, 136, and 134. They are the only spot in the school still under the control of the Goode administration.
Three days ago the school hall monitors, led by Kris Samovich overthrew the Goode administration. Samovich, along with the Committee for Democratic Reform, proclaimed that his interim government would only last for one year, and that his
only intention was to restore, peace, order, and learning to the school.
“We are a community of learners, and we will know and uplift every child, regardless of how smart they are.” Samovich said.
The Committee has refused to answer any questions about how they intend to change the system, who will be left in power after one year has passed, and has yet to give any specific reasons for the coup.
General Jeff Topgun, head of the military under the junta has placed the Goode administration under siege. Soldiers/custodians have been placed at all entrances to the stronghold.
“They’ve really chosen the best place strategically to hole themselves in. It’s going to be a while before we can really root them and their ideologies out of this place.” Topgun said.
Dr. Lucy Goode has come under criticisms for several years for policies many thought went too far.
Others feel that the administration was implementing changes that were made by others more powerful than the good doctor and her aides.
“Well, Samovich has really been in power for several years now, along with several others. He really controls the day to day business of the school. Dr Goode really only makes announcements and is the figurehead.” expert of Valet High School, Nick Manna said. “The only real change the administration has made the past few years was changing homeroom to PAA [personal adult advisor] several years ago, and then PAA to advisory. It’s really all the same, but if Dr. Goode didn’t actually do anything then it would be too obvious that Samovich was in charge.”
Kris Samovich released a statement saying that he held the coup because the administration was becoming complacent and, quite frankly, dumb.


By: Major Major Major Major, Chief Military Correspondent