Time for a Change: Zombies

The security of our school is in grave danger. Our brothers, our sisters, our classmates are all unprotected from the most dangerous threat of all. Communists? No. Terrorists? No. Paparazzi? No, but we have a plan for that.

Zombies. The resurrected bodies of the dead risen and craving human flesh. Our school is vulnerable to such terror because the school officials don't consider this a threat! The spokesperson for Valley High -after admitting their lack of preparedness- went so far as to say, “I don't believe in zombies.” Why are these people keeping us in the dark? I turned to my fellow students for their oft-ignored opinion. Out of 31 people, 44% (15 people) wouldn't mind a zombie apocalypse, 8% (3 people) wouldn't want a zombie apocalypse, 17% (6 people) don't believe in zombies, and 31% (11 people) need more information about zombies. We need to educate our students and teachers on defending our school, and we need to stockpile emergency supplies. It will come, and we must be prepared. It's time for a change.

By: Ted Creevey
Opinion Editor and Op-Ed Writer for the 'Time for a Change' section.

('Time for a Change' is a periodical Op-Ed column written by Ted Creevey, the Stoplight's opinion section editor and is a column dedicated to effecting change at Valet High school for the betterment of student life. It does not reflect the views or opinions of the newspaper, the editor-in-chief, the school, or anyone at all except the author.)